Words for "Never Leave Your Goat"

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[This is a drinking song-the point is to be able to sing the right number of ‘nevers’ despite the intoxication of the singer.]

In the land of Vareisia
In one of its towns
Lived a maiden quite comely
With hair soft and brown

And never, never
Leave your goat
Alone in a Varesian tavern

This maiden she worked
Keeping bar for a cad
Who, because of her virtue
Grew angry and mad

And never, never
Never, never
Leave your goat
Alone in a Varesian tavern

So the cad travelled out
The witch for to see
To gather a potion
To make a maid lusty

And never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Leave your goat
Alone in a Varesian tavern

He made up a stew
With her favorite foods
And put in the potion
As much as he could

And never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Leave your goat
Alone in a Varesian tavern

The first person one sees
After the potion’s been had
Will be the object of lust
A lust salty and mad

And never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Leave your goat
Alone in a Varesian tavern

The cad tells her to eat
But must check on a goat
He’s a got up for sale
It’s looking for oats

And never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Leave your goat
Alone in a Varesian tavern

In walks a dwarf
Travelled and sore
She eats a spoonful of stew
But now she wants more* *this word is shouted

And never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Leave your goat
Alone in a Varesian tavern

The dwarf runs from the bar
To escape a young lass
Pursuing him e'en now
Through forest and pass

And never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Leave your goat
Alone in a Varesian tavern

To the stew the cad comes
With intentions so sore
But finds no fair maiden
Just a wide open door

And never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Leave your goat
Alone in a Varesian tavern

He looks at the stew
And sees his life, it is sad
The goat’s finished the stew
And has looked at the the cad!

And never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Never, never
Leave your goat
Alone in a Varesian tavern